What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Can a teenager take boron? (Read my comment below for more context if you wish)

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Pacers' Tyrese Haliburton Posts After Surgery on Achilles Injury, 'This S--t Sucks' - Bleacher Report

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

How much gold is there in the world? - Live Science

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

PWHL SEATTLE SIGNS HILARY KNIGHT TO ONE-YEAR CONTRACT | PWHL - Professional Women's Hockey League - PWHL

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Can you DM your uncle’s wife for a video?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Cardinals Place Jordan Walker On 10-Day IL, Select Ryan Vilade - MLB Trade Rumors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

New study maps psychological pathway from childhood abuse to adolescent addiction - PsyPost

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Margaret Cho says Ellen DeGeneres was 'not nice' to her for most of her career: 'It's so creepy and weird' - Entertainment Weekly

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Suspect in Boulder Molotov attack faces federal hate crime charge - Axios

No way

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics