What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:30

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Can a teenager take boron? (Read my comment below for more context if you wish)
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
How much gold is there in the world? - Live Science
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
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Can you DM your uncle’s wife for a video?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Cardinals Place Jordan Walker On 10-Day IL, Select Ryan Vilade - MLB Trade Rumors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
New study maps psychological pathway from childhood abuse to adolescent addiction - PsyPost
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Suspect in Boulder Molotov attack faces federal hate crime charge - Axios
No way
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics